I want one of those! Best Sellers

Popular ‘I’ve got too much money, what can I spend it on?’ website iwantoneofthose.com has sent us a list of their best sellers this December. As you can imagine, the list is full of stuff nobody could ever possibly need, but it’s just so darn tempting anyway.

Take the Flying Monkey for example. Just £4.95 for a Monkey, that flies! Who doesn’t want one of those? Or the PicooZ Micro Helicopter for £19.95? I remember when radio controlled helicopters were the size of small sheep and ran on petrol. Now they’re the size of Paris Hilton’s dog and run on batteries.

I swore when I received this list that I wouldn’t mention the cat’s arse sharpener for £6.95. I tried not to mention it, but sadly I failed. If you buy one of these, don’t mistake this for your real cat, and vice versa. Please?

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